In a lovely change from the adverts for manroot fertilizer, I get this in my inbox. (It somehow sneaked past my spam filters.)
Doris wants a “true relationship and partner.”
Dear Doris,
As a rule i make a Point not To get involved wIth people who haven’t mastered the Fine art of Capitalization. But in your case, I might make an exception. (Because you called me “Dear” and added that cute little rose graphic.) That is, if by “true relationship and partner,” you mean “washing the dog,” “cleaning house,” “mucking out the horse’s paddock” and “doing laundry.” If so, please send your pics to ineedamaid@filthyhouse.com
If by relationship you mean…like sex? (/Kaylee from Serenity voice), then I’ll pass as my smexy steampunk zombie takes care of all my needs.
Cheers,
P. Kirby
Oh, my God! Doris is stepping out on me??? That bitch.
Seriously good to know I’m not the only one who gets those. Thanks for the laugh. They usually don’t get pronouns either.
Sigh. That Doris. She so gets around.