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Plastic Prince Marries Plastic Bride

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April 20th, 2011 Posted 10:30 pm

Kate Middleton and Prince William

That's right, dahl-ing, smile. But not too much. There; perfect.

The royal wedding and all things regarding the nuptials are a perfect substitute for Ambien.

Anyone who knows me, or who’s sniffed around this blog, shouldn’t be surprise by my utter disinterest in a multimillion dollar, faux, fairy tale wedding.

Yup. Faux.  As in “fake, fake …  fake, fake.” (Elaine Benes voice.)

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