As always, I’m late to the party. Today is International Raistlin Majere Day!
Had I known, I would’ve donned my best red cloak for the morning dog walk with the greyhound.
And alas, this is Friday, my day off, so I can’t do this:
2. Laugh softly and menacingly throughout your performance review. When your supervisor brings up your problem with authority, whisper, “Bow only in reverence, never in subservience.”
Raistlin is the ultimate tortured hero. Mo’ betta than that whiny, sparkly, pretender, Edward Cullen. Fans of a certain certain boring-ass, fantasy epic will no doubt call me vapid for loving the series, but many hours of my youth were spent reading and re-reading the Dragonlance series. See, Raistlin was what Thomas the Unbelievably Boring could never be. Likable.
(The last two sentence proving my point. My hatred of a critically acclaimed book, is so totally about its fans.)
But Raistlin rocks.