Oh, noes. The War on Christmas!
As part our war on Christmas, hubby and I converted our garage to a dining room--in time for Xmas Eve dinner.
Can you have a war if one side doesn’t even show up? I mean, in the War on Christmas, there’s only one army on the field. That’s because the evil godless masses, myself included, have been too busy setting up Christmas trees, putting up Christmas lights, buying Christmas gifts and planning Christmas parties.
Thus far, the only combatant on the field is Christmas and its looniest soldiers (Bill O’Reilly, et al). They’ve been marching about since October, waving plastic swords like Don Quixotes. The utter absence of an enemy doesn’t faze them in the least.
Never one to pass up a good fight, I thought I’d take a moment to fire a few salvos here from the sidelines, sniper style. “Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays!” Plink, plink, plink, plink.
That said, to everyone else, have a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a Prosperous New Year!
